2006-09-22
 Vodka, pizza, cigars, knifes, and Mountain Dew. What else could you ask for in a hockey band? | 2006-07-08
 Caleb, again in the traditional pose |
2006-01-28
 Melissa is pretty chipper for being up for 22 hours. | 2006-01-28
 I'm not doing quite as well, but I am more...um...purple? |
2006-01-28
 And Fearless Leader is the one we choose to drive... | 2005-12-06
 For Caleb every morning is a bad morning |
2005-12-06
 Girls can't even correctly deface a sleeping face. Sheesh. | 2005-12-06
 Caleb needs his binky... |
2005-12-06
 It's all fun and game until someone loses their lunch | 2005-11-23
 I only have pictures of Sarah's back. What does that say about me? |
2005-10-21
 Jason provides a fine example of the parody exemption to trademark law | 2005-10-21
 Hockeyband. What more can be said? |
2005-10-08
 Caleb in his traditional pose | 2005-09-30
 The always elusive, and somewhat fuzzy, Deanna Galus |
2005-09-30
 Shanda vs. reasonable orientation | 2005-06-27
 What a beautiful self-portrait showing off Shanda's new red hair. |
2005-06-27
 Yes Shanda's hair is that red and the kitchen is that yellow. | 2005-06-27
 This is what birds and tall people see of Shanda. |
2005-05-29
 Sad Shanda needs a hug | 2005-05-29
 Caleb walks too fast for our photographer |
2005-05-29
 But Zach is a little slower | 2005-05-29
 Dave and Sarah finally get to the wedding part of the wedding |
2005-05-29
 More of Dave and Sarah, plus a really good shot of the back of Big Dave's head | 2005-05-29
 Mr. and Mrs. David and Sarah Bierce. Or as I call them, David Sullivan. |
2005-05-29
 The reception line runs block for the wedding party | 2005-05-29
 Happy Shanda makes Zach happy too |
2005-05-29
 Waiting. At a wedding. Imagine that. | 2005-05-29
 Feet. Umm, yeah, feet. |
2005-05-29
 No-look, over-the-shoulder, through-the-window shot. Got Missie, Chrisie and Brandon. Pretty good I'd say. | 2005-05-29
 Kira prepares to give Missie a closer look at her ring |
2005-05-29
 Caleb spots his favorite prey -- eggnog -- while Kira smiles for the camera | 2005-05-29
 Hair. Enough to scare most men, but the Sullivans are obviously immune to such things. |
2005-05-29
 Zach narrowly escapes with his life from Melissa's rampage at the wedding. Unfortunately the ham sandwiches were not so lucky. | 2005-05-29
 Kira carefully examines the man in black |
2005-05-29
 Chrissie needs some support, in more ways than one | 2005-05-29
 No one poses for me. Bastards. |
2005-05-29
 In the name of diversity, Dave's Wedding stars both Happy Kira in blue and Happy Shanda in pink | 2005-01-18
 Shanda learns the art of the hair toss. |
2005-01-18
 Smiles are for wimps. | 2005-01-18
 "I'm a dork!" says Shanda. |
2005-01-01
 "Fuckers," says Caleb. On the bright side, someone wasn't wearing that bra, so it's not all bad. | 2005-01-01
 Caleb always likes the closeup |
2005-01-01
 Caleb can take it off with one hand, but it takes two to put it on. | 2004-11-13
 MacGyver is my big-screen hero, and get the honor of being the first motion picture played on my InFocus LS110. Now if only my InFocus *was* in focus. |
2004-11-13
 MacGyver with some additional light, for size reference. | 2004-11-09
 Homer has been relegated to the corner, but he has company from the new 6.1 channel sound system. |
2004-11-09
 Finally Zach's 98" of diagonal viewing wonderment is complete. That's 86" x 48" for those of you who couldn't pick out the 16x9-ness of the screen. | 2004-11-06
 Zach's new home theater, or at left the futon and left front speaker. |
2004-11-06
 Zach's new home theater, almost. Not quite done though, as you might notice from the slightly empty screen frame. | 2004-11-06
 Blackout curtain and valance custom designed for this unique space. Assembled entirely without the use of a sewing machine or even thread. There were some staples though, and some washers. And a little bit of super glue. |
2004-11-03
 Made from the finest quality of cheap 2x4 and wallboard, this ventilated closet complete with rheostat-controlled fan houses Zach's entire collection of servers and test computers. | 2004-08-26
 Here our poker champion repels the evil Becca-stare before proving to Caleb once again that no man can bluff The Zach. |
2004-08-26
 Zach and Shanda smile for the camera on liquor...err...poker night | 2004-08-26
 I'm sure I was sent this picture because Shanda and Dave are in it, but I'm more impressed by the photographic evidence of a woman who once dated Mark. |
2004-08-26
 Brandy glass and ice. Not sure what I was thinking. | 2004-08-26
 This was this night that we took Caleb's money. Who am I kidding -- that happens every poker night. |
2004-08-26
 We'll say that Shanda is demonstrating her tan lines, though I seriously doubt that to be true | 2004-01-03
 Remember when Homer was pulled into the third dimension? Now he makes a living as a bar-b-cuite, singing and dancing in my basement. |
2003-12-26
 Here we find a rare shot of Cassie in her blue, oversized sweatshirt. And only a day after the grey -- what luck. | 2003-12-26
 Shots like this really make me hope that "there is no spoon." |
2003-12-25
 Candy might make you smile, but look at what it does to your neck. | 2003-12-25
 Ah, Mother. Smiling, laughing, and apparently standing several feet over the cameraman. |
2003-12-25
 Here we find a rare shot of Cassie in her grey, oversized sweatshirt. | 2003-12-25
 Imagine how stupid this pictue would be if I hadn't managed to turn around in time. |
2003-12-25
 She'd be able to operate the camera, if only she could find her reading glasses. | 2003-12-23
 My tounge is, ah, bigger than my nose. |
2003-12-23
 Yeah. I bet that skirt works great in the snow. | 2003-12-23
 Can you find all 5 zippers in this picture. Shanda can. |
2003-12-23
 Long boots help Shanda discover something about her legs -- she has knees! | 2003-12-23
 Flower Power |
2003-12-23
 These boots were made for... jumping on the bed. | 2003-12-23
 Some cultures believe that a camera can steal your soul. Shanda believes that the camera stole her lunch. |
2003-12-23
 Kristen camouflages herself against the futon. Either that or she's got some kind of OCD thing going on with the color red. | 2003-12-23
 Kristen prepares to become one with the loft. |
2003-12-23
 Blue eyes, blonde hair, and a right hook that would lay out Mr. T. | 2003-12-23
 I'd say that her feet look funny, but I doubt anyone would believe I noticed her feet anyway. |
2003-12-22
 Maybe if someone took pictures of me laying down and holding a remote I'd look less lazy. | 2003-12-17
 I seriously don't remember anyplace with walls that color in my last apartment. Where was this taken? |
2003-12-17
 If she's ever found dead, smothered in her sleep, I think we can safely say it was a suicide. | 2003-12-17
 Okay, so it's not actually me, but it's a good place to be if you're looking for me. |
2003-12-17
 Driving in a winter wonderland. | 2003-12-17
 Zach getting walked all over. As usual. |
2003-12-17
 You should never cross a hungry Zach. Especially on foot. | 2003-12-17
 You'd be smiling too if you saw the movie she was holding. |
2003-12-17
 MIttens would make even Dave cute. | 2003-12-17
 Remember, merely owning a red couch will cause attractive young women to seek you out. The proof is in the picture my friend. |
2003-12-17
 TICKLE MONSTER!!! | 2003-12-17
 Study, study, study! |
2003-12-17
 Stuck on Zachy | 2003-08-24
 Dave introduces his face to the pavement. He soon learns that he has poor taste in friends. |
2003-02-06
 Don't drive and flash. | 2002-12-15
 Disco Ben |
2002-12-15
 Showroom Ben | 2002-11-17
 Dave -- folk singer, storyteller, tall guy in silly hat |
2002-11-17
 Isn't it nice to see Nick sharing the couch? | 2002-11-17
 Kira the turtle |
2002-07-16
 Riverfest Girls | 2002-07-16
 That mouth is cartoon-ish. Of course, so is Nick. |
2002-07-16
 Alien-Dave meets Super-Becca. Who will win? You'll have to wait for the pay-per-view to be sure. | 2002-07-16
 Caleb direct's Chris's arm to the right neck |
2002-07-16
 Kira, in the bit of head-ware that she didn't steal. | 2002-07-16
 Riverfest Lovers |
2002-07-16
 Riverfest Boy II | 2002-07-16
 Riverfest Girl |
2002-07-16
 He turns toward the camera as she turns away. What does this say about their relationship? | 2002-07-16
 Hey look! It's Amber, and that one guy, and that one girl, and Caleb! |
2002-07-16
 Riverfest Girls II | 2002-07-16
 Kung-Fu Caleb |
2002-07-16
 Perkins is like a bar for the underage crowd | 2002-07-16
 It's the back of someone's head! |
2002-07-16
 It's those people that Melissa knows! | 2002-07-16
 Amber and the birthed-day boy |
2002-07-16
 Nick admire's Missie's chicken tenders, but alas, only from afar. | 2002-07-16
 Melissa and a real blonde |
2002-07-16
 Long shot down a crowded table | 2002-07-16
 Long shot down a crowded table |
2002-07-16
 Stung-out alien Dave | 2002-07-14
 Becca enjoys the unsurpassed comfort of Flounder |
2002-07-14
 She said we couldn't post pictures of her ass. She didn't say anything about this one. | 2002-07-14
 BK Cars |
2002-07-14
 Compu-Kira | 2002-07-14
 Dave wrestles with reality, and loses to a stuffed bear. |
2002-07-14
 Becca didn't want me to see her room. But she didn't stop me from putting my camera in. | 2002-07-14
 Becca didn't want me to see her room. But she didn't stop me from putting my camera in. |
2002-07-14
 Becca didn't want me to see her room. But she didn't stop me from putting my camera in. | 2002-07-14
 Becca didn't want me to see her room. But she didn't stop me from putting my camera in. |
2002-07-14
 Nick's Little Women | 2002-07-14
 Riverfest, 2002 |
2002-07-14
 Riverfest, 2002 | 2002-07-14
 Visions of Flounder 3.0 |
2002-07-14
 Riverfest Boy | 2002-07-14
 Riverfest Becca |
2002-07-06
 Who needs TV when we've got Melissa to torment poor Becca. | 2002-07-06
 Now here's something they can both be proud of |
2002-07-06
 Becca with wet shirt, wet shirt, wet shirt; Becca with a wet shirt on. | 2002-07-06
 Wouldn't it really suck if your friends say, chased you down and soak you at a carwash, the stripped you, recorded it all on film, and finally posted it on the Internet. Yeah, that would piss me off too. |
2002-07-06
 Flounder, version 1.5. Codname: Clean Slate | 2002-07-06
 BK Buddies |
2002-07-06
 "I could go for another hour more," says the disappointed Kira. | 2002-07-06
 Becca demonstrates the fine art of finger-wiggling |
2002-07-06
 The beginnings of Flounder, version 2.0 | 2002-07-06
 Sometimes the only way to fend off Dave if with the camera flash. |
2002-07-06
 Flogging by the Riverside | 2002-07-06
 Zach curtseys for the camera |
2002-07-06
 Kira demonstrates her uncanny imitation of a hatstand | 2002-07-06
 As usual, Nick is doing things the hard way |
2002-07-06
 Even The Caleb smiles sometimes | 2002-07-06
 It may not be hard to suprise Nick, but it's still fun |
2002-07-06
 "I made poopy!" declares the triumphant Caleb | 2002-07-06
 Do you have any idea how far over the water we had to hang Nick to get this shot? |
2002-07-06
 Caleb "The Fonz" Scheer | 2002-07-06
 Becca's similing. Kind of scary, isn't it? |
2002-07-06
 This is what he's like when he's not drunk. | 2002-07-06
 I don't even know where to start |
2002-07-06
 Here Dave does a jig, to show us how gay he isn't. | 2002-07-03
 Here it is -- my senior picture. Quite possibly the only professionally produced picture of me in existance. |
2002-06-28
 That's right -- he got in without hitting his head. | 2002-06-28
 Yogurt, isn't that like, cultured or something? |
2002-06-28
 You can just tell -- she loves Burger King. | 2002-06-28
 While you watch her, she watches you! |
2002-06-28
 Zach and Nick get mauled by the intoxicated crowd. And we LIKED it. | 2002-06-28
 "Oh no," she says, "You're not leaving without some chicken nuggets." |
2002-06-28
 Sgt. Bilko says: Try the new McWopper. It's got secret sauce AND flame-broiled flavor. | 2002-06-28
 I'm all for silly hats, but shouldn't the umbrella be wider than his shoulders? |
2002-06-26
 Only Dave could get himself stuck in a plastic bag AND in the trunk of a car without someone's help. | 2002-06-26
 And what does he do when we free him from the bag? He drags his shoes along the ground as we travel at 40 MPH. Good plan Dave. Good plan. |
2002-06-26
 And later drags her feet from his backside. | 2002-06-26
 Kira stands proudly in front of the first rendition of Flounder. |
2002-06-26
 Contrary to popular belief, that cow fur didn't get there on its own. | 2002-06-26
 Flounder, Version 1.0 |
2002-06-26
 Flounder, Version 1.0 | 2002-06-26
 Hey look, it's Heather and that one freshmen! |
2002-06-26
 Nick, in his usual state | 2002-06-26
 Cleaning up the highway. Yeah. |
2002-06-26
 Heather might be smiling now, but wait until she see's what's behind her. | 2002-06-26
 Caleb: "I WILL defeat Melissa"
Melissa: "Yeah. Right." |
2002-06-26
 You though you were watching us clean the highway. Well we were watching you watching us. So there. | 2002-06-26
 You though you were watching us clean the highway. Well we were watching you watching us. So there. |
2002-06-26
 I am 311252. | 2002-06-26
 Caleb is never far from the bar. |
2002-06-26
 Sun-filled generic highway cleaning shot. | 2002-06-26
 Generic highway cleaning shot. |
2002-06-26
 Vast open spaces. Or at least 1/4 mile of county highway. | 2002-06-26
 That's right, generic highway cleaning shot. |
2002-06-26
 Generic highway cleaning shot. With people even. | 2002-06-21
 Maybe he's hiding because he hasn't got a name tag. |
2002-06-21
 Ganking some smokes, with Gloria as lookout | 2002-06-21
 Melissa and her Aggressive Hospitality |
2002-06-21
 Ever wonder where those hula-hoop experts get their skills? | 2002-06-21
 It seems they hold late-night training sessions at Wal-Mart stores. At least that's what I get from these pictures taken after midnight at our discount champion. |
2002-06-21
 Whether you like it or not | 2002-06-21
 It's all smiles with Loveseat Becca |
2002-06-21
 Here we find Dave attempting to blend into his surroundings using nothing more than a can that has been mislabeled as "root beer" and a ridiculous shirt | 2002-06-21
 Doesn't Dave look so relaxed with Becca on his lap, as he does everything possible to avoid touching her skin? |
2002-06-21
 Or in my chair. Did I mention that she's in my chair. AND using my computer. The nerve. | 2002-06-21
 Kira seems at home in any environment. On the couch... |
2002-06-21
 One time I had a crappy picture of Melissa. It made her mad, so I decided to share it. | 2002-06-21
 She probably would have complained about this one too, if she knew about it. |
2002-06-20
 Kira in her natural habitat -- Wal-Mart. | 2002-06-20
 The intersection of Hwy. 157 and Hwy. 16, and I had time to take a picture. Can you imagine? |
2002-06-20
 La Crosse St., Lousy Blvd., and a white car almost small enough to fit into frame. | 2002-06-18
 Latenight Management |
2002-06-18
 Blurry Becca | 2001-08-13
 Back in the day we really knew how to clean the highway. Yeah. Way back in the day, at highway cleaning number one. |
2001-08-13
 If I stretch just right I can take a well-focused picture of myself. Of course, it looks like this when I stretch that hard, but I'll take what I can get. | 2001-08-13
 The highway that we have adopted is County Road S, from County Road SN to Koss Road. This is about 2 miles north of Onalaska proper, and 5 miles south of Holmen. It's really not hard to find, and it has a sign that says "The Empire" on it, making it quite easy to identify. |
2001-08-13
 The 2000 Empirical Highway Cleaning group.
Don't you just love backlit, poorly scanned shots? | 2001-08-13
 Bridget! |
2001-08-13
 Dave, with his arms wide, at Gibralter | 2001-08-13
 Where does the trash go? Into the trash-mobile of course. Would we drive anything else? |
2001-08-13
 A rare shot of Brenda smiling. I don't know if it's Jeff or her seat in the trash-mobile, but I'm glad to see it either way. | 2001-08-13
 The sign indicates men at work, but as you can see, Dave prefers to sit. |
2000-12-12
 She looks jolly, but probably only because she's sitting on Cabel's back. | 1999-07-07
 In the early 1800s young women spent long hours working in the fields. However, they were not considered capable of "real" work, so they were often condemned to menial positions, such as the scarecrow seen here. This is possibly Bridget, but we're not really sure. |